My first action as Mayor of Minneapolis will be to restore a great injustice to all of those with Viking blood (North Germanic heritage), and rename the stadium and football team to something more befitting the team’s owners. If the owners don’t like it, there’s always eminent domain
Without further ado, I give you:
The New York Bankee$$$
A wise man once said, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. I’m a farmer running for mayor, and banksters are the natural enemies of farmers, forever doing battle so long as capital exists, for the very heart and soul of your fair city.
So put your vote where your heart is, and vote for me in the top three.