New team names

My first action as Mayor of Minneapolis will be to restore a great injustice to all of those with Viking blood (North Germanic heritage), and rename the stadium and football team to something more befitting the team’s owners. If the owners don’t like it, there’s always eminent domain

Without further ado, I give you:

The New York Bankee$$$


And here is their new logo, inspired by the wonderful image in the article about how the NFL fleeces taxpayers. You might wonder why New York? Or a real estate tycoon bankster mascot?

A wise man once said, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. I’m a farmer running for mayor, and banksters are the natural enemies of farmers, forever doing battle so long as capital exists, for the very heart and soul of your fair city.

So put your vote where your heart is, and vote for me in the top three.


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