Who are these clowns running for mayor, anyway? Don’t they know we have well paid professionals who are guaranteed to represent the interests we fat cats have bought and paid for?
This clowns are making a joke of our entire demonopolic capital patronage system! I mean, why in the world would anyone run on principle when they know they have no chance of winning against our gargantuan cash flow and lockdown of all major journalistic outlets?
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Mayor Troy 